This is the Ducktales theme song, Finnish version. The joker who posted it on youtube offers a, erm, unique transcription of the lyrics in English; I’ve included them below. Silly yes, but made me laugh, which is always good on a Monday.
Morphine makes the holy known
Uncle Lina!
Eyein’ up/down that sappy nun
Uncle Lina!
I’m going to stroke it
Your arms are BROKEN!
Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you and an anus, aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school’s stupid! Your school’s BaHa!
Uncut! Ohh!
If I’m not avail you, taco nazi!
Look around and count on Lassie!
Knit and dance and BAKE A CAKE!
Oh, Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you and an anus, aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school’s stupid! Your school’s BaHa!
Uncut! Ohh!
And sanskrit ain’t got hoot to say ’bout
Uncut! Ohh!
Real lyrics follow, courtesy of another youtube poster.
Vauhtimesta hurjin on Ankkalinna, aina täynnä säpinää on Ankkalinna, arvoitus raukee, ja ansat laukee, ankat, oo-o!Uutta juonta aina sahaa, ankat, oo-o! Joskus hyvää joskus pahaa, ankat oo-o! Uhka (?), vaara väijyy takanasi, muukalainen kannoillasi! Mitä teet, sen kaiken kertoo ankat,oo-o! Uutta juonta aina sahaa, ankat, oo-o! Joskus hyvää, joskus pahaa, ankat,oo-o! Ei sääsket eikä hyttyset, vaan ankat,oo-o!